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Zombies, kitchen fires, and creatures nesting where they absolutely shouldn't. Here's today’s proof that we are, in fact, living in a very strange simulation. — Doug Marlowe


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Today's Stories

Zombies take to the streets in Mexico City for annual parade

Zombies take to the streets in Mexico City for annual parade

In Mexico City, thousands shuffled into the streets, not for a protest or concert—but to play dress-up as zombies in the annual “Zombie Walk.” It’s part theater, part horror movie, and all very committed. Organizers say it’s to raise awareness for hunger and inequality, because why not tackle real problems with fake blood? The event’s been going strong for years, and no, the irony isn’t lost on anyone. Somewhere, George Romero is smiling—or groaning.

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Animal nest inside kitchen exhaust fan sparks apartment fire

A Michigan apartment complex learned the hard way that squirrels (or whatever woodland tenant moved in) should not be trusted with HVAC systems. Firefighters responded to a blaze sparked by an animal nest in someone’s kitchen exhaust fan. No injuries, but a clear message: if your fan smells like fur and twigs, maybe don't turn it on. It's a new spin on open-concept living—this time, shared with nature. Honestly, the wildlife is just trying to gentrify like the rest of us.

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Which of these stories had you muttering “of course it did”? Hit reply and let me know, I promise I’ll believe you. — Doug

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