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Zombies, kitchen fires, and creatures nesting where they absolutely shouldn't. Here's today’s proof that we are, in fact, living in a very strange simulation. — Doug Marlowe |
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Today's Stories
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Animal nest inside kitchen exhaust fan sparks apartment fire |
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A Michigan apartment complex learned the hard way that squirrels (or whatever woodland tenant moved in) should not be trusted with HVAC systems. Firefighters responded to a blaze sparked by an animal nest in someone’s kitchen exhaust fan. No injuries, but a clear message: if your fan smells like fur and twigs, maybe don't turn it on. It's a new spin on open-concept living—this time, shared with nature. Honestly, the wildlife is just trying to gentrify like the rest of us. |
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Which of these stories had you muttering “of course it did”? Hit reply and let me know, I promise I’ll believe you. — Doug |
