Yes, your car might ACTUALLY be a bird magnet.

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Today's Stories

Cyprus Is Basically a Giant Cat Café Now

In Cyprus, cats now match the human population. One per person. This isn’t a cute internet metaphor; it's an actual feline takeover. Officials are scrambling to curb the numbers with mass sterilization, which feels like trying to mop up a flood with a sponge. Tourists love it; locals are less thrilled about stepping over a tabby to get to their mail. If cats ever unionize, the island’s in real trouble.

Science (or at least someone with a clipboard) says birds have color preferences when it comes to where they drop their payloads. Red and blue cars are apparently high on the hit list. Gray? Practically invisible to winged bombers. So if you’ve ever accused pigeons of targeting your freshly waxed ride, you might’ve been right all along. Somewhere, an ornithologist is quietly laughing.

Which one made you sigh the loudest? I read every reply, especially the ones that make me chuckle. — Doug