Sweden Arrests a 12-Year-Old for a Contract Killing Gone Wrong

Welcome back. Today’s lineup runs from grim to ridiculous, with a few stops in between. None of this should surprise us anymore, and yet here we are, shaking our heads all the same. — Doug Marlowe

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Sweden Arrests a 12-Year-Old for a Contract Killing Gone Wrong

Swedish police arrested a 12-year-old boy after a paid hit went badly off script in Malmö. He was reportedly sent to kill one person but instead shot a young man who happened to be nearby. Authorities think this may not have been the boy’s first job, which is a sentence no one should have to write. It matters because it shows how deeply gangs can reach when even children become tools. You read it, pause, and hope this is not where the future is headed.

In England, a pensioner was fined after spitting out a leaf that blew into his mouth. Officials called it littering, despite his attempts to explain basic wind physics. The fine was later reduced, which is comforting in a very small way. It matters because rules without judgment tend to turn silly fast. This is one of those stories that makes you laugh, then sigh, then check the weather.

If any of these made you stop, blink, or reread the headline, you’re not alone. Send a note if you’ve got a story that belongs here. I’ll be over here, still shaking my head. — Doug