Paris auctions heritage graves; UFO filmed over Wisconsin.

Heritage real estate for the dearly departed. A UFO that couldn’t be bothered to say hello. It’s another day in the global oddity bazaar, and I’ve got the tickets. Let’s begin, shall we? — Doug Marlowe

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Dead famous: Paris puts heritage graves up for grabs

Always dreamed of being neighbors with Jim Morrison or Simone de Beauvoir, just with less heartbeat? Paris is raffling off 30 historic cemetery plots, making your posthumous social circle instantly more literary. Spots at Pere-Lachaise and Montparnasse are now up for grabs in a literal grave lottery. No word yet on if ghost tours are included. Death, meet gentrification.

A woman in Wisconsin captured what she thought was a routine airplane video, until a mystery disc zipped through the background. The object, described as a translucent saucer, did its cameo and vanished, leaving only speculation in its vapor trail. Naturally, the internet did what it does: zoom, enhance, theorize. Was it aliens, a drone, or just Tuesday in the Midwest skies? Whatever it was, it ghosted us faster than your cousin on moving day.

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