Crosswalk Theater & A Sheep’s Comeback

Good morning. Today we have a street performer who chose rush hour as his stage, and a sheep who quietly had the last laugh. It’s a short list, but strong. Let’s take a look. — Doug Marlowe

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Today's Stories

When Rush Hour Meets the Circus

Police in Colorado stopped a man who decided a busy pedestrian crossing was the perfect place to ride a unicycle while juggling flaming torches. He even balanced on one pedal, as if traffic laws were just gentle suggestions. Drivers sat at the light watching what looked like an audition for a very niche talent show. No one was hurt, thankfully, but it does raise a question: when did “look at me” become a traffic plan? In a world full of stages, he chose the crosswalk. Bold choice.

Fiona, once dubbed “Britain’s loneliest sheep,” has given birth to twins after her dramatic cliffside rescue made her an unlikely celebrity. For years she stood alone near the Scottish coast, turning into a symbol of isolation with excellent wool. Rescuers winched her to safety in 2023, and now she’s a mother of two healthy lambs. It’s a tidy reminder that even the loneliest headline can get a happy second act. Not bad for a sheep who just wanted solid ground.

That’s today’s tour through the human (and livestock) condition. If something made you laugh, groan, or question modern life, my work here is done. Hit reply and tell me which one stuck with you. — Doug