Birds That Brawl, Dogs That Drool (and Set Records)

Seagulls are throwing punches, dogs are flashing tongues, and the world somehow keeps spinning. Let’s unpack the latest batch of “wait…what?” moments. — Doug Marlowe

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Reporter tries to work. Seagull files other plans.

In Auckland, a local news reporter was just trying to film a segment when a rogue seagull dive-bombed her face. Jessica Tyson shrugged it off with humor and a social post that basically said, “Birds, am I right?” The moment, captured on camera, naturally, now lives forever online. She came away with a tiny scar and a solid story for future dinner parties. The bird remains unavailable for comment.

Ozzy the dog, an Oklahoma mastiff mix, just slobbered his way into the record books with a tongue measuring nearly 8 inches. It’s not a trick, that thing just hangs out of his mouth like it’s on vacation. His owners say he's always been like this, and the vets confirm: no dental drama, just an impressively useless party trick. He dethroned a 2023 champ whose tongue now looks, well, modest. Somewhere, Gene Simmons is quietly applauding.

Which one made you chuckle? Cringe? Rethink your place in the universe? Hit reply and let’s trade headshakes. — Doug