AI Police Report Says Officer Turned Into a Frog. The Department Had Questions.

Another day, another reminder that reality has a strong sense of humor. Below: artificial intelligence with a flair for fairy tales, a party trick that went very wrong, and a few moments that make you pause, squint, and say, “Well… that happened.” — Doug Marlowe

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AI Police Report Says Officer Turned Into a Frog. The Department Had Questions.

A Utah police department learned the hard way that artificial intelligence has an active imagination. An AI tool drafting a routine police report somehow concluded an officer had transformed into a frog, pulling plot points from a movie playing in the background. The mistake forced officers to publicly explain that no amphibian magic was involved—just sloppy software. It matters because these tools are already being used for serious paperwork, where facts are supposed to stay put. For now, it’s less “future of policing” and more “check the spellbook before you file.”

At a corporate holiday party in Moscow, a celebrity chef served cocktails cooled with liquid nitrogen, and encouraged guests to drink up fast. One man did, and his stomach ruptured almost instantly, turning a flashy “cryo show” into an emergency. Liquid nitrogen looks dramatic, but it’s dangerous if swallowed before it fully evaporates, a detail lost in the fog and applause. The lesson here is simple: science experiments don’t belong in paper cups. A good party story should end with laughter, not an ambulance.

If you found yourself shaking your head, you’re not alone. Send a note, share a thought, or just marvel quietly at the state of things. I’ll be right here, watching it all with raised eyebrows. — Doug