AC/DC on bagpipes and 20k spent in lip fillers

Some days the headlines feel like a dare. Today’s batch includes musical mayhem, cosmetic chaos, and a few bagpipes too many. Buckle in. – Doug Marlowe

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1600 Bagpipers, One AC/DC Anthem, and a Lot of Noise

Melbourne just made musical history, sort of, by unleashing over 1,400 bagpipers on an unsuspecting public. Their mission: blast AC/DC’s “It’s a Long Way to the Top” in a symphony of drone and defiance. The street where the original music video rolled through was once again vibrating with notes and nostalgia (and likely, a few noise complaints). It’s not clear if anyone asked for this, but it happened anyway. Just goes to show: records aren’t always broken for good reasons.

Bulgarian influencer Andrea Ivanova has reportedly spent over £20,000 chasing the dream of lip dominance. Monthly filler sessions, jawline tweaks, cheek touch-ups, she’s done it all, and then some. The result? Lips the size of small pastries and a list of 30 doctors who won’t treat her anymore. She says she’s happy, which is great, because the medical community has officially tapped out. File this one under: extreme makeovers, zero chill edition.

Got a favorite? A facepalm moment? Or just wondering what’s next for humanity? Hit reply, let’s commiserate. — Doug