A turkey to hug, a comic worth millions, and zero stuffing required

A turkey with better bedside manners than your cousin. A comic book that aged better than your 401(k). This one's got it all. Let’s dive in and marvel at the absurd together. – Doug Marlowe

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Today's Stories

At The Gentle Barn, turkeys are for snuggling, not stuffing at Thanksgiving

At The Gentle Barn in Tennessee, people don't carve turkeys, they cuddle them. One guest found solace in a blind turkey named Smudge, who promptly fell asleep in her arms. The rescue offers animal therapy with cows, sheep, and yes, affection, ready poultry. Founder Ellie Laks insists turkeys can be as comforting as dogs, provided you're not eyeing them for gravy. It’s either the most heartwarming holiday moment, or the most polite protest against cranberry sauce.

A Superman comic book just sold for over $9 million, because apparently, nostalgia pays better than crypto. Three brothers found the 1939 issue in their late mother’s attic, buried under old newspapers and probably a few expired coupons. She'd always claimed her comics were worth something. Turns out, she wasn’t kidding. Lesson learned: Mom’s clutter might actually fund your retirement.

Got a favorite? A facepalm moment? Or just wondering what’s next for humanity? Hit reply, let’s commiserate. — Doug