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A rooftop coyote, a million-dollar deer hunter, and the growing tension between luck and logic, today’s stories are one part sitcom, one part survival guide. Let’s get into it. — Doug Marlowe


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Today's Stories

Florida Hotel Gets Uninvited Guest With a Tail and No Room Key

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A coyote turned urban tourist in Fort Myers this week, perching on a second story hotel ledge like he was waiting for valet. Officials showed up with nets and nerves, but the four legged daredevil simply hopped a barrier and vanished back into the garage, no worse for wear. The standoff drew a small crowd, because apparently, wild animals climbing buildings is the only thing that still surprises us. No reports of injuries, though several egos were bruised. Florida: where even the wildlife goes off script.

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Dad Ignores Call From Son, Wins $1.1 Million. Thanksgiving Just Got Awkward.

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A Kentucky hunter, clearly multitasking in the most American way possible, hit a $1.1M jackpot while waiting for deer and dodging calls from his son. He was playing an online lotto game in his stand when family kept interrupting, one declined call later, boom: millionaire. The sound of victory apparently echoed through the woods, which is poetic, if a bit surreal. The son, meanwhile, may now be regretting his timing, and possibly reconsidering his inheritance odds. Sometimes the big bucks come without antlers.

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