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Today's menu includes a surprise guest in the school lunchroom and pet names that time-traveled straight out of a VHS tape. Buckle up, it’s weird out there. — Doug Marlowe


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Today's Stories

Deer jumps through school cafeteria window during breakfast

Look: Deer jumps through school cafeteria window during breakfast - UPI.com

Just as cafeteria staff were dishing out breakfast in an Ohio junior high, a deer decided to crash, literally, through the window. No word on whether it was after the waffles or just confused by middle school vibes. Wildlife officials were called, and the deer was safely removed, dignity slightly bruised. The students? Probably more excited than if it had been a fire drill. Nature always finds a way… straight into our institutions.

What Happened

1990s culture dominate 2025's top pet names

Entertainment, 1990s culture dominate 2025's top pet names - UPI.com

In 2025, America’s pets are apparently stuck in a Blockbuster parking lot. The most popular names? Think “Simba,” “Buffy,” and “Chandler.” Blame nostalgia or a nationwide refusal to move on from dial-up culture. At least your goldfish named “Y2K” won’t be lonely. Somewhere, a Tamagotchi just lit up in approval.

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So, which one got the biggest eye-roll? Drop me a line — I read every reply (unless I’m being chased by cafeteria deer). — Doug

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