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Welcome back. Today’s lineup includes a cow with better problem solving skills than most office teams and a beach discovery that sent the internet straight to the movies. None of this is made up. I checked. — Doug Marlowe


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A Cow Figures Something Out, and Science Takes Notes

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An Austrian cow named Veronika has officially raised the bar for barnyard behavior. Researchers confirmed she’s been using a stick to scratch her back for years, making this the first documented case of tool use by a cow. Scientists were impressed, slightly stunned, and quick to point out that this puts her in rare company. It’s a reminder that intelligence shows up where we least expect it, sometimes chewing cud.

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Something Washes Ashore, Internet Loses Its Cool

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After a storm hit Crystal Beach in Texas, a long, eel-like creature turned up and promptly broke the internet’s brain. Beachgoers stared, snapped photos, and compared it to a movie monster. Experts eventually stepped in with calmer explanations, though that didn’t stop the speculation. The episode is a good reminder that nature doesn’t care about our comfort, or our comment sections.

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If today’s stories made you laugh, sigh, or quietly question reality, you’re not alone. Send a note if one stuck with you. We’ll shake our heads together. — Doug

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